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The meek shall inherit the Earth, but the mighty shall seize it from their grasp. Also, I like hedgehogs. I have a stuffed hedgehog. His name is Lavos. I also edit Wikigrounds, the Newgrounds Encyclopedia. Google it. Its a cool site.

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Think about it. You're lying on a bed, mostly naked, in a relaxed position, in the dark, listening to calming music, while somebody slowly, rhythmically, rubs your entire body with oil.

And you're not supposed to have an erection.

Sounds relaxing.

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Recent Game Medals

Start 5 Points Kill the first boss. Medal Stats.
The Necropolis 5 Points Find and reclaim the big graveyard Medal Stats.
The Bitter End 10 Points Lose the game Medal Stats.
Chemical Nuke 25 Points Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop. Medal Stats.
Double Jump 25 Points Max your Jump skill Medal Stats.
Max Level 25 Points Get to Level 12 Medal Stats.
Gold Teeth 25 Points Get a Gold Ribbon Medal ! Medal Stats.
Golden Eye 25 Points Obtain the Golden Gun ! Medal Stats.
Gun Powder 25 Points Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop ! Medal Stats.
Boss Slayer 100 Points Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game ! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 1,584 (From 291 different games.)