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Massages Must Suck

2011-05-30 00:45:58 by Salnax

Think about it. You're lying on a bed, mostly naked, in a relaxed position, in the dark, listening to calming music, while somebody slowly, rhythmically, rubs your entire body with oil.

And you're not supposed to have an erection.

Sounds relaxing.

Massages Must Suck

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